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[-] dojan@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

There are nicer ways to go than covid. Like overzealous erotic asphyxiation. Get you a nice hunk to choke you to death.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

You offering? 👉👈

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Also lots of ways that don't risk taking other people with you.

[-] SketchySeaBeast@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

You could always ask David Carradine for tips. Wait...

[-] FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

Bungie cord 6 inches too long...so they leave an impression.

this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2023
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