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To take a shit is now a game mechanic?
In Duke Nukem 3D you could take a crap in the bathroom, and that game is from 1996.
> Duke Nukem
> No Dukes and no Nuclear explosions
Duke Nukem is the name of the protagonist you dingus
It shows up as 2D on my monitor.
You can move in 3D space, as opposed to the previous games, which were side scrollers.
Takes longer than zero hours.