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[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 weeks ago (17 children)

To take a shit is now a game mechanic?

[–] MacNCheezus 12 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

In Duke Nukem 3D you could take a crap in the bathroom, and that game is from 1996.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Duke also poops a poop in an aliens neck after ripping the head off!

[–] MacNCheezus 7 points 2 weeks ago

Truly a game ahead of its time

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