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submitted 3 weeks ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I like this one

At press time, sources confirmed the distant sounds of honking horns followed by screeching tires and a loud crash could be literally anything.

[–] aow@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's a little dark, given that this just happened near me.