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Report: It Probably Fine That 5-Year-Old Just Whizzed By On Lyft Scooter (theonion.com)
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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like this one

At press time, sources confirmed the distant sounds of honking horns followed by screeching tires and a loud crash could be literally anything.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

At least she's playing outside and not on her smartphone