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How the IT guys see the users (lemmy.basedcount.com)

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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 43 points 1 year ago

A long, long time ago in an internship far, far away, I encountered a user who did not need management. He remembered his passwords without writing them down, even as they changed. He could be trusted to apply software patches himself and return the media the same day. He needed nothing more from us than a friendly hello.

It has been over six hundred million seconds since then and I have yet to encounter another user such as this.