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[–] cowfodder@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This reads like it's in Dutch.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Aiyle have yu no I only speek 7 lagages aen Dutch isn't won uf dem... Tu mainy dots end sleshes an werd squeegly lens all ovr de ples. Ai red engush, fronch, spainesh, eteliun, garmin, svedish fish, end whevur dry spek in da neverlands... Wait... fuk...