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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm 40, haven't been in school for 18 years, and "I can't, it's a school night" is a common refrain from me when my friends try to get me to stay out drinking. Everyone understands, no one argues (well, sometimes they'll plead one more time). So, I will not be updating my phrasebook for correctness

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So, I will not be updating my phrasebook for correctness

Yeah, right. You’re a teacher, aren’t you?

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

Oh definitely nothing as noble as that

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