synae

They're waiting for Jesus' second coming

And that's where you'd be wrong!

That's the part I like the most. I don't want to work on any code that isn't properly formatted, and at that point why bother with curly braces, etc?

Sounds like a lovely Tuesday afternoon

Turn that shit off

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.

Now Even Faster™ with no exceptions thanks to "AI"

Everyone hates those tough haircut customers, asking for their hair to be cut longer...

Your questions are reasonable, I'm just saying what it looks like.

Take the piss, leave the shit

A conch shell on a rope (maybe a ludicrous necklace?)

I thought memes were supposed to be funny.

Whoever told you that is your enemy

Lol. "Pre-emptive last resort" is one of the best oxymorons I've heard in a while