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[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago (9 children)

i won't tell you to fuck yourselves, I'll do it myself ..

next questions

a cave can be a house, can a vampire enter a uninhabited cave, but if next day someone moves in, will the vampire be unable to enter?

if a vampire inherits a house, no one formally invited him in, could he enter, as he is the legal owner and therefore only need his invitation?

do tents count as housing? what about this:

could you wear a tent like that and vampires would be unable to bite you?

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (4 children)

could you wear a tent like that and vampires would be unable to bite you?

I feel like they can't enter your house, as in get their entire body over the threshold. But there's no magical forcefield over the doorway, so if you were standing within arms reach they could grab you. The tent thing is kind of a moot point though, as there's nothing preventing them from attacking a domicile, so they could just tear it or even just poke you with a pointed stick.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago (3 children)

does that mean that a vampire doesn't need permission to enter a house if he rents a bulldozer?

[–] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I feel like this is both correct and opens a hole in most vampire films. Vamps should have been burning down homes to get at the people.

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