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the other typo makes it really hard to figure out whether "mophine" should have a [sic] on it...
His pad was stollen, baked into a traditional German Christmas cake.
How does that system work, what is his pad?
Here it seems to be entirely digital, I don't need anything and just walk into a pharmacy and tell them my name to pick it up, they usually ask for address to confirm but I think it's just any 2 bits of personal info.
In the US, many states require controls (narcotics) be written on paper prescriptions. If they do allow digital prescriptions of controls, there's often a lot more hassle involved with getting approved to do it.
Because a letterhead on an odd sized piece of paper is so much harder to fake than a login over an encrypted connection
Well it wasn't signed with doctors handwriting pgp, so it was sus
According to the snopes article that someone else linked in this thread, mofine is spelled incorrectly on purpose. This is a make believe story with overt racist undertones; the "r" sound in morphine has been dropped to imply that the rx thief is a black person.
wow that's worse than i thought.
not if you're a native english speaker from the usa, it's pretty cut and dry that she typed an extra L