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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32958071

Holy shit, he refused to give back the original trophy, stole a medal and then ruined the celebration. These are the hallmarks of a fricking 4 year old at someone else's birthday party!

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 70 points 13 hours ago (6 children)

This may be a distraction, so just remember: Trump wants us to forget about the Epstein files, which had just been on Pam Bondi’s desk.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 34 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

A Pedophile, A Felon, and A Thief

We can remember more than one thing

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 hours ago

A pedophile, a felon and a thief walk into a bar.

"Just the usual Diet Coke, sir?"

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

You forgot civilly convicted rapist.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

He stole the gold cup because they don't give any for being the number one pedophile.

All in one sentence.

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