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Gov. Greg Abbott says emails with Elon Musk are too ‘intimate and embarrassing’ to make public (www.kut.org)

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, Abbott is in a wheelchair because he's paralyzed. You know what kind of questions dumbass Elon asked him. Abbott's responses were probably just as bad.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Somehow, I don't want to know.

These questions are why we invented investigative journalists.

[–] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Feel like investigative journalists should be asking more important questions than 'does your dick work?'.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

No no.

they're for going through the "does your dick work" questions in the emails so we don't have to.

Their sacrifice is appreciated.