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We’re not so different.
And who hasn’t tried to have sex with a rock?
I haven't tried to fuck a rock, but I've definitely dug thousands of pits. You'd think I'd pull like a freight train by kakapo logic, but sadly, women don't find men who are never home overly attractive, despite how well they dig.
The man in that first hole reminds me of Bill from King of the Hill.