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Not all that surprised. I've prevented people from having panic attacks by intensely massaging the palm of their hand. They usually wonder WTF I'm doing - but seriously, it works.
You can also just pinch a pressure point between their thumb and index finger
"Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that pain?"
-- Major Payne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMUugiSPhmo&t=0
I'm still offering that one regularly to my niece and nephew. They have never taken me up on it SO FAR.