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[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago

You know, I was going to defend my home state but as I typed my comment I realized that she has no redeeming qualities aside from being pretty when no people are around. Especially where I’m from.

It’s all cousin fucking and methamphetamines. I wouldn’t take a job that offered me $100 an hour to go back. Seriously. I hate even driving through the shithole.

Maybe it’s better up north.

[-] Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

How many places in the world do you think you could describe as cousin fucking meth heads and have someone go "sounds like my hometown"

[-] thantik@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

I'm from Florida and doesn't sound like it's narrowing down any of the lists that I have...

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

If your top of the head answer isn't Palatka or Ocala though...

[-] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

First time I've seen Ocala referenced on here and it's about cousin fucking and meth. Wouldn't have it any other way.

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Never change, Florida.

[-] strawberry@artemis.camp 8 points 9 months ago

more than I would like

[-] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago
[-] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

No, that's US Defaultism, fuck off with that shit.

Here it's all cousin fucking and alcoholism.

[-] CurlyChopz@programming.dev 3 points 9 months ago

Apart from the progressive town Glasgow, transcending borders by having all 3

[-] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Oh that's an accent? Sorry, thought it was meth jaw.

[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Same here, I think. I drink alot and I fuck alot, and do not know who my cousins are. But hey! Free healtchare 👌

[-] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

If you don't know your cousins, how do you know you've never "known" your cousins?

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Cousin fucking and meth? Well damn, I guess I'm buying me a trailer!

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

It would be good for wind power, maybe. Fuck lets just turn it into a giant nuclear power plant.

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