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Neuralink’s human trials volunteers ‘should have serious concerns,’ say medical experts (www.popsci.com)
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Neuralink’s human trials volunteers ‘should have serious concerns,’ say medical experts::A medical ethics committee responded to Elon Musk's brain-interface startup issuing an open call for patients yesterday.

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[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could then just run over kids in strollers and blame the Tesla chip in your head.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Finally! A way to fake senility without needing to wait so long

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I just use copious amount of Jameson's for that purpose.

Beep, beep, motherfuckers.