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[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wasn't he held captive of that planet of women that wanted to snoo snoo him to death? And teleported long distance with an alien woman to see a sunrise? And had Seven basically throw herself on top of him?

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  • They made it look death by snu snu but it wasn't. They harvested biological material by sucking the body dry.

  • Kim's such a nerd (affectionate) that the second he realized they actually teleported, and didn't step into a hologram, he basically lost all interest in her and started focusing on the technology instead.

  • He immediately balked at Seven too. Although I don't blame him there. She came off kinda strong.

[–] winky88@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meh. Seven can come strong on me any day. Yes I would like to copulate.

[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

"Your measurements are suboptimal. Perhaps you require treatment from the Doctor."

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Seven only threw herself at him in a dream.