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That or being relegated to Step-Mom roles (startrek.website)
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[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Step 8) ensure that your horse is dead.

This guide is perfect

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

It's a really grim article but it's goddamn hilarious that it exists. I'm just picturing someone following it step by step without reading the whole thing first. "Okay aim the gun at a point just off the side of the bony ridge, okay..." points gun at blindfolded horse "...now what? Hang on."

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I really like this pic earlier in the article where the vet's stethoscope is informing the owner that the horse has a tadpole and is going to turn into a mind flayer 😁