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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 145 points 9 months ago

To be fair, they’re getting blasted in the face long before they turn 30.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 16 points 9 months ago

I thought that was to moisturize their skin?!

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

Protein enhancement

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 8 points 9 months ago
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[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 95 points 9 months ago

Okay but is this seriously a wikiHow image or was it AI generated? wikiHow tells you how to shoot your horse?

[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 95 points 9 months ago
[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 62 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Wow that's sad but understandable.

... Why is everyone looking so cheerful in that page? You don't smile when discussing euthanasia or learning about it...

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 14 points 9 months ago

WikiHow had a certain style to it. I love it

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[-] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml 18 points 9 months ago

That was actually sad to read, even being a hypothetical situation.

[-] RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Because they don’t have to beat it afterwards? 🤷🏾

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[-] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 9 months ago

Step 8) ensure that your horse is dead.

This guide is perfect

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

It's a really grim article but it's goddamn hilarious that it exists. I'm just picturing someone following it step by step without reading the whole thing first. "Okay aim the gun at a point just off the side of the bony ridge, okay..." points gun at blindfolded horse "...now what? Hang on."

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[-] Cube6392@beehaw.org 5 points 9 months ago

Also this isn't how you shoot a horse

[-] senoro@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

How do you properly shoot a horse if not like how the wikihow says?

[-] Cube6392@beehaw.org 17 points 9 months ago

If you've never done it before, congratulations, try to keep it that way. If its your first time you're going to want a tube of greese paint or some chalk. Draw an x using it from the left eye to the right ear, and the right ear to the left eye. The convergence point is the thinnest part of the skull. You're going to want to use a small caliber hand gun for this next part. .22 is what most vets recommend. A police service pistol is way too much and will make a huge mess. You're going to shoot the horse at the center of the x with the gun held very close, but not directly on the horses head. The idea is you cannot miss from this distance, but you also won't create a pressure problem that causes the gun to misfire. The idea with all of this is its the least likely for mistakes. In an emergency, such as shipping a horse overseas on a plane, a trained attendant will use a higher caliber handgun, such as a .38, and skip the x, instead eyeballing it.

[-] sparkl_motion@beehaw.org 9 points 9 months ago

Welp, that’s enough Lemmy for me today.

[-] Cube6392@beehaw.org 12 points 9 months ago

Both my parents were large animal vets. I kinda didn't get an option not to learn this

[-] senoro@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

Interesting although solemn

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[-] CylonBunny@lemmy.world 66 points 9 months ago

That upgrade from stepsister to stepmom.

[-] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 55 points 9 months ago

They just start making MILF porn instead.

[-] Cabrio@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

18 to 35 = Teen
35+ = MILF

[-] deathbird@mander.xyz 21 points 9 months ago

More like 18-27 = teen But also 21+ = milf

Basically the second you can't play "teen" convincingly anymore it's off to milfland

[-] S_204@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago

Two of the biggest stars in the industry are over 40.

Corey Chase and Brandi Love are not ready for pasture yet.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 28 points 9 months ago
[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I thought regular milf or cougar porn was a popular category too?

[-] frezik@midwest.social 29 points 9 months ago

It is, but all of those are faux-incest these days.

I don't know how Corey Chase has collected all these step sons.

[-] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago
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[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 27 points 9 months ago

Um, totally unrelated question from a random passerby, does this apply to non-porn actresses as well?

[-] Liz@midwest.social 15 points 9 months ago

Only when they break a leg.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

This also works as a commentary on the American medical system.

[-] Thetimefarm@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Wait why was one bullet $2500 dollars? Ok... but do we really need to be buying sterile bullets for this?

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[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 9 months ago

Riley Reid, Natasha nice?

Angela White?

There's other pornstars out there that are still very popular even though they're over 30

[-] frezik@midwest.social 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

And Corey Chase.

And Siri Dahl.

And Penny Barber.

And Syren Der Mar.

And Lauren Phoenix.

And Cherie Deville.

And Mona Wales.

And... You know what? I don't think this meme is correct at all. Syren Der Mar didn't even start her career until she was well into her 40s. Maybe this was true 20 years ago. These days, if a performer can put up with the industry grind and avoid getting coked out, they can go a long time.

[-] Gamey@feddit.de 14 points 9 months ago

Lemmy users definitely know their porn!

[-] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 9 months ago

What can I say? I have a type. And it's mostly women over 35.

Actually, I think Lenna Lovings is the only up and cummer I'm even aware of anymore.

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[-] Hogger85b@kbin.social 24 points 9 months ago

All milf and step mum are under 30

[-] Facebones@reddthat.com 13 points 9 months ago

These days basically once your legality is no longer questionable 😑

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Syren De Mer is 53

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