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Anon is dating too young (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 98 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'll never forget about 25 years ago cruising around some random chat rooms on mIRC and somebody asked me how the weather was and I said it was a bit chilly and I got instabanned with the message potty mouth... took me a good 5 minutes to workout wtf happened (bit ch)illy

[–] mounderfod@lemmy.sdf.org 50 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the Scunthorpe problem, a classic

[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Also known as the Penistone problem

[–] aspirate2959@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Does your penis have a tone? I've never noticed one from mine, but maybe I need to pay closer attention 🤔

[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago

It would be nice to know if I had a penis first

[–] sata_andagi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

You haven't heard of tone wood?

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Mine's a D#

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

Ain't that a bitch? Illy.

[–] doctorcrimson 2 points 11 months ago

I love you too, bitch.