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Man says police officer had no right to pull him over because she’s on OnlyFans
(www.independent.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2023
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It's a nice loophole, but following all your local cops' OnlyFans can be expensive.
Much better to just go after the OnlyFans of judges. They can't sentence you if you've seen their private parts.
No no, they'll just send you to another judge. Instead, you follow the president's OnlyFans. He runs the government, so once you have the government can't do anything to you.
“Mr. Biden I have seen your butthole, you can’t touch me.”
"Mr President, I invoke the Poophole Loophole."
Then with one bound, he was free.
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