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[–] hoanbridgetroll@midwest.social 260 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Plot twist: She’s mining shitcoin with the courthouse electricity. She’s smart enough to know that’s the only paycheck she’s getting.

Judge: “Counsel, why is your laptop running so loudly?”

Lawyer: “It’s…uh…fuming at the witch hunt that my client has endured.”

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.ml 78 points 2 years ago

I choose my facts carefully and this one is the one.