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Man says police officer had no right to pull him over because she’s on OnlyFans (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 11 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”

He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.

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[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Reality is now officially broken. If everyone could stop using it for a week the crisis team will attempt existential surgery before a decision is made about whether it should be demolished.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I blame Cern, reality started getting really fucking weird after we discovered the Higgs boson

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We can be more specific than that, we're in the Weaselverse.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Have they tried chucking a badger in to balance things out

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 11 months ago

The current scientific thinking is you've need a mustelid of similar size, like a ferret or stoat.

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

No time. Maybe we just try turning it off and on again?