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Alby @Alby:

Finally, an answer.

[News headline]

Drunken sailor fined and suspended

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[–] PenguBlue@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

🎶What do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunken sailor? What do we do with a drunker sailor early in the morning?

Give him a fine and suspend his license. Give him a fine and suspended his license. Give him a fine and suspend his license early in the morning. 🎶