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aRe YoU a ToP oR A bOTToM??
Absolute strangers will ask you that the moment they find out you're gay.
Are you the man or the woman????
My response is usually “are you the man or the woman in your relationship?”
We’re both men, that’s the whole point!
"We're both the woman"
“Why, trying to figure out if we’re compatible?”
I believe some comedian suggested to respond with a similar vulgar question about their sex life. I think that's a fair point.
Tho you can always ask them if their first question to a stranger is a deeply personal one to get their own perversions fed. That way you are still on the high horse :)
Just say "we're both the bottom" and confuse the shit out of them. Or "he's the bottom and I'm the girl"