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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by UnlimitedRumination@sh.itjust.works to c/casualconversation@lemmy.world

Last night while I was half asleep I told my girlfriend that "they're making the tectonic plates machine washable".

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[-] HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I literally keep a list on my phone of what you say in your sleep. Some of my favorites include:

  • This is why I don't date senators. (Still don't know why)
  • It's soup day!
  • I swear that spearfish is a hooker.
  • Shut the fffffffffuck up. (Not directed at me)
  • Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham...
  • (Heavy sigh) I miss Zimbabwe. (Has never been to Zimbabwe)
[-] Thavron@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago
[-] HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I feel judged.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I once asked my ex "Does it have Schweppevesence" in my sleep..

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