If I find your farts funny then I'm scaling the current level of joy per fart. We can have an import / export scheme. My gross domestic product is outrageous.

[–] Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

Fart Vandalay.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting something like the tin cans with a string in the middle, but replacing the string with a hose. We're gonna need some government subsidies on our farts because eventually one of us is going to overproduce and kill the other in a horrific explosion.

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

... Fart-splosion? What a way to go.