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Did you know that smart chastity belts have been hacked in the past?

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[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 46 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Are you tired of dreaming about advertisements? Then get the new AdBlockPillow! For just 99.99 a month it blocks all incoming Advertisements while you sleep!

[–] glad_cat@lemmy.sdf.org 50 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And then an army of shills will tell you that blocking ads in dreams is theft.

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh I can already see them: "businesses need to make money! Free market will regulate everything so it will be very fair!" I wonder if there is a corpo shill bullshit generator out there

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Not specialised in shilling, but there's a corporate speech bullshit generator

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

GoogleTeslaMetaCokacolaSoft would try to roll out an ad blocker blocker and fry a few dozen brains in a third world country before letting you sleep ad free.

[–] sock@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

yo if they make the dream ads fun and what not sign me up.

drop me in a geico ad i swear

[–] HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Lightspeed briefs