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Anon tries something new in his coffee (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world -3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

For sure it's fake, 99% of greentext are. Most drink mixes are one or two scoops at most. No one would put 5 scoops of a random powder in a drink without at least glancing at the instructions. Not even a tired idiot.

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

Bruh, I'm a moron with no regard for self and a seemingly instant high tolerance to most substances I've tried. I would do some dumb shit like this and meet my match.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago

You underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

My dad would. My Ef-gf would. Neither ever read the instructions for anything. The other day my dad was out to heat a frozen tamale. Peeled off the wrapping while it was frozen. Stabbed it with scissors (?). then put it in the oven to bake it. Definitely not what the package said to do.