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Anon tries something new in his coffee (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] gullible@kbin.social 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Honestly, this one could be real. People poisoning themselves with caffeine powder isn’t particularly uncommon. A friend of mine OD’d on caffeine and spent a week in the hospital.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I always assume these texts are fake but I can totally hear

"A man prepared his own energy drink without reading the instructions. This is what happened to his brain."

In Chubby Emu's voice

Edit:

Would you look at that, I just found a similar video but the dosage is higher. So this green text could be real.

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Back when I was trying to wean off soda I tried caffeine pills. Avg is 200mg per tic tac sized pill so one could easily od and it's OTC as well