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Anon tries something new in his coffee (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I always assume these texts are fake but I can totally hear

"A man prepared his own energy drink without reading the instructions. This is what happened to his brain."

In Chubby Emu's voice

Edit:

Would you look at that, I just found a similar video but the dosage is higher. So this green text could be real.