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[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I annex Texas in the name of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea

Somehow I feel like that's an improvement.

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

That's because almost anywhere being annexed by the DPRK is an improvement.

[–] ComradeSalad@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don't know, I feel like that would be a logistical and administrative nightmare, especially as the population of Texas is 5 million more then North Korea, and not that many Texans speak Korean while an equally few North Koreans speak English.

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 11 months ago

It would still be better than the current administration.

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Tbf you could probably drum up a lot of support for the DPRK in Texas by offering Texans the right to personal nukes, courtesy of Kim.

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Sure, but on the other hand, this is Texas we’re talking about. It would turn into nuclear winter real fast…