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Wall Street Journal complains about workers using their sick days (boingboing.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Masimatutu@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Might be worth checking the flowchart to see if you're eligible for FMLA leave. If you are and they're denying you sick leave The Department of Labor would love to hear about it -- they don't screw around.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 year ago

I read FMLA as Fuck My Life America.

(Not American)