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Anon finds a stain that changes his life (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 95 points 2 years ago (3 children)

So he didn't clean his toilet for 3 years?

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The previous tenant may have been an owl, if you've ever had one of them shit on your car you'll know it's like concrete.

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 8 points 2 years ago

The Hundred Acre Wood real estate market is truly disgusting

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

Sounds about right

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Also apparently is unfamiliar with a toilet duck, or a brush