"Occasional Federation Issues" sounds like the name of a post-wave Romulan funk band.
Note: This is not bashing the admins or anything at all, or at least not remotely intended to do so. Just making a funny about federation issues. They happen, I'm not too worried. Rather these problems than deal with the 'other site'.
What every Starfleet Admiral aspires to be:
Why is the instance down?
THAT'S A STUPID QUESTION.