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Anon enforces automotive safety (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Only break one law at a time.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Always be breaking exactly one law. Never more, never less.

This is difficult, but not impossible, while sleeping.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or: Don't break the law while you're breaking the law

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Alternatively: only break one law at a time.