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Anon enforces automotive safety (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's such bullshit they get the benefit of the doubt because: Am PoLiCe MaN.

I just passed under a light and it must have just changed to red as I passed under it because it 100% was yellow the whole time I could see it. I noticed the cop in the parking lot on one of the corners of the intersection start to move. He pulls out and pulls me over, I fight the ticket, and in court this mother fucker says "I (the cop) was sitting at the intersection and my light was green for almost 10 seconds when they (me) ran the red light." ...in the intersection and the parking lot at the same time. We have quantum police apparently.

Fuck that pig...