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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 71 points 2 years ago (1 children)

C is reliable in the sense that your C program reliably has memory leaks and security holes.

[–] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Unlike your Java program amirite.

The benefit of java is that you didn’t write the security holes in your software.

[–] abraxas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

I don't trust Masterlock, so I'm gonna make my own lock out of duct tape, then tape scissors to the door to use as the key.