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[โ€“] all-knight-party@kbin.run 84 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'd almost say the same thing about the fact that ballsacks "breathe" constantly. It's easily confirmed by just looking at them when idle, but nobody talks about it and I never read anything about it until I just... Looked at my own balls for a few seconds and realized they noticeably expand and contract at a discernable speed.

[โ€“] h0rnman@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago

That's just their idle animation. Supposedly, if they desync, it's like a yo-yo until they catch back up

[โ€“] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder if it has to do with temp regulation. Iirc that's the reason why balls can expand and contract to begin with.

[โ€“] 13esq@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It does. Cold temps, balls close to the body. High temps, long saggy ball bag.

[โ€“] all-knight-party@kbin.run 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is like beyond that, it's like your balls have the two major modes of being contracted or saggy, but then they also just constantly pulse even within the two, it's probably from the same mechanism though

[โ€“] 13esq@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

We come with a built in ball massaging feature!

[โ€“] klemptor@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago

It's like watching a lava lamp.