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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fuck this noise. I will use whatever I’m allowed to my advantage. Work trips are like mini vacations I don’t have to pay for.

I got a $45 food stipend for lunch once. My lunch cost $30 (it was lunch AND dinner) and then tipped the restaurant $15.

I'm using 100% of it.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I expense my cocaine and hookers.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I work for the state so I haven’t figured this part out yet. I’m open to suggestions 😀

What state?

Some are more open to it then others.