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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] MrFagtron9000@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (9 children)

The smartphone is the only science fiction thing we have.

We didn't get table top fusion reactors, food pills, Rosie the robot, casual commercial space travel, flying cars, hoverboards, etc...

But we did get a little computer we can carry around that has literally everything in it. It's a camera, it's camcorder, it's a microcassette voice recorder, computer, telephone, book, TV, video conference system, remote control for all my lights, remote control for the TV, a McDonald's ordering device, instant messenger, magazine, radio, GPS for my car, GPS tracker for my family, health monitoring device, flashlight, Sears catalog - It would probably be harder to come up with a list of things that it can't do.

You can take my smartphone from my cold dead hands.

[–] fugepe@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] power@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I agree, in fact let's get rid of all technological advances humans have made in the past few hundreds of thousands of years. Man wasn't intended to use "tools" like weapons or agriculture or housing or machine manufacturing. Our ORIGINS say we're monkeys, we shouldn't be walking on 2 legs or speaking like this! After all, social sedentary culture and technological advancement is COMPLETELY UNNATURAL and NOT AT ALL a core part of an ""intelligent"" species' evolution! Ooo ooo aaa aaa

[–] DasRubberDuck@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

So, return to monke?

[–] wabafee@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Turn Monke my friend Ooo oo aaaa!

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