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Bird. It’s a bird. The airline doesn’t need to know what kind of bird. Just that it’s a bird.
Watch me try to bring my pet Ostrich on a plane
That’s a flightless bird.
Until takeoff
So before takeoff are the people who direct you to your seat the flightless attendants?
That’s the word
Still a bird!
I wonder if flightless bird would react negatively to being on a plane and being able to see that they are flying, or if they would "remember instinctually" that their ancestors could fly.
A bird capable of flight, which had its feathers clipped to keep it from escaping, looking out the window going "This is bullshit."
It's an emotional support animal!
It's a lithium ion battery phoenix. Is that going to be a problem
You can bring your phoenix as a carryon as long as the battery is under 90wh and only charged at 50%. Above that you can bring a larger phoenix, only if it attached to its perching device.