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[-] elbowdrop@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

Imagine if guys figured out that having g decent hygiene is like 70% of it. Women like a good smelling fellow. The other 50% is just being interesting and not all murdery.

[-] LittleKerr@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

Just in case, someone that smells like deodorant from 50 meters away is not considered a good smelling fellow.

[-] ratz30@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Are you telling me that Axe bodyspray isn't actually an uncontrollable aphrodisiac to all women within 50 meters?

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Weirdly the right amount of axe is probably attractive to most women within 50 meters, you just need to be about 1 meter away at the time.

[-] maiskanzler@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago

Nah. Just keep it to a minimum. Or better yet, use something more mature/standard and don't smell like a teenager mid-puberty all day.

[-] elbowdrop@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Just use aqua de gio or Jimmy choo

[-] bobettes_bob@kbin.social 18 points 11 months ago

Your maths are kinda off by a bit though

[-] Just_A_Human@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 months ago

Shhhh, he smells good. He doesn't need to be good at math ok?

[-] elbowdrop@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

Thank you. You can have another 20%.

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