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"What if everything was X?" but with computers (cdn.fosstodon.org)
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"What if everything was X?" but with computers

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[–] Pyroglyph@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

It's true!

Node: What if everything was JavaScript?
Rust: What if everything was safe?
Lisp: What if everything was parenthesised?
React: What if everything was hell?
Malbolge: What if everything was unreadable?
VB6: What if everything was shit?

Actually, I think that last one applies to more than just VB6...

[–] konju376@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

C: What if everything was an integer?

C++: What if everything was an integer but we pretend like we're better than that?

[–] dukk@programming.dev 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Python: What if everything was indented?

Haskell: What if everything was formally proven?

Java: What if everything was stupidly verbose?

JSON: What if everything was JSON?

[–] callyral@pawb.social 1 points 10 months ago

Ruby: what if everything was an object?