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Microblog Memes

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[โ€“] konju376@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

C: What if everything was an integer?

C++: What if everything was an integer but we pretend like we're better than that?

[โ€“] dukk@programming.dev 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Python: What if everything was indented?

Haskell: What if everything was formally proven?

Java: What if everything was stupidly verbose?

JSON: What if everything was JSON?