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For it to actually work you have to print "I dont concact too you're TOS" on a shirt and wear it whenever you use their services. It also applies to going outside of course with regular businesses. Prints on hats are also okay, but you might forget your hat more easily or the CEOs of companies can't read it properly when you use their services/enter their stores.

Source: Trust me. I have studied lawyering in Harvard and Oxford and am a judge on the U.S. supreme court as well as a very rich and influential lawyer with appearances on FOX.