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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's the New Jersey method. Don't charge them to enter. Charge them to leave.

[–] FleetingTit@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That will get you into hot water in the EU. And Twitter isn't well placed to pay millions in fines.

[–] seth@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Twitter doesn't care, they don't pay fines anyway. They also don't pay rent or salary, because nothing happens to them when they don't.

[–] Z3k3@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I do not concent

Hey I'm told it works on Facebook

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For some reason I don’t feel like musk is the type to care

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

only about himself

[–] catboss@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago

For it to actually work you have to print "I dont concact too you're TOS" on a shirt and wear it whenever you use their services. It also applies to going outside of course with regular businesses. Prints on hats are also okay, but you might forget your hat more easily or the CEOs of companies can't read it properly when you use their services/enter their stores.

Source: Trust me. I have studied lawyering in Harvard and Oxford and am a judge on the U.S. supreme court as well as a very rich and influential lawyer with appearances on FOX.

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago

Ill bet the next step is pay $100 to delete your own content or 'start over'

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"To boost the British economy, I'd tax all foreigners living abroad."

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

tried that, worked for a bit, then it all blew up in our face. now everyones mad at us and there might be a nuclear war between India and Pakistan

would not recommend

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Shit. Shut up and take my money.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Bruh, that money is meant for Elon.