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Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck! (lemmy.ml)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by frippa@lemmy.ml to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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Seriously, "Ensure the CEO sleeps before a certain time"

With all those skills, tasks and resposabilites they're asking for a fucking full-stack babysitter...

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[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is listed as "remote"? How would this even remotely be accomplished if not in person? That CEO is gonna be under CPS soon.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 49 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Remote is the "hottest" section of job sites, so stupid companies will list every job under "remote" on the off chance that someone looking for remote work will accept non remote work.

The shittier ones will even tell you its remote up until the interviews, when it will suddenly be "hybrid" remote, i.e not remote.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hybrid 99.9̅% in-office