I read in this book that there's a restaurant just before that happens where you can bounce back and forth between the death of the universe and the hours before it. So that sounds cool.

[–] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Shh!" said Ford. "It's conical. So what you do is, you see, you fill it with fine white sand, alright? Or sugar. Fine white sand, and/or sugar. Anything. Doesn't matter. Sugar's fine. And when it's full, you pull the plug out... are you listening?" "I'm listening." "You pull the plug out, and it all just twirls away, twirls away you see, out of the plughole. "Clever." "That's not the clever bit. This is the clever bit, I remember now that this is the clever bit. The clever bit is that you then thread the film in the projector... backwards!" "Backwards?" "Yes. Threading it backwards is definitely the clever bit. So then, you just sit and watch it, and everything just appears to spiral upwards out of the plughole and fill the bath. See?" "And that's how the Universe began is it?" said Arthur. "No," said Ford, "but it's a marvelous way to relax.

[–] al177@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Try the steak.

[–] Darukhnarn@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t like food that talks to me before I eat it.

[–] fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you a cannibal?

[–] Darukhnarn@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

It’s another spin on the aforementioned restaurant. It’s from a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. In said restaurant (Milliways) the cows have been bred to wanting to be eaten and expressing said wish directly to the customers.

[–] fluke@snake.substantialplumbing.repair 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's not bright at all. That's the darkest thing.

[–] Donovar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Very true.